Haven't Blogged in a Bit

Hey there! Sorry I haven't blogged in awhile; I've been terribly wrapped up with work.

People need distractions from day-to-day drudgery. You know what I mean? People need something to fantasize about. Something to dream for.

SO I've written a really, really terrible rap about Runescape. Please don't judge too harshly. I don't actually play the game at all anymore.. It was just for fun. Here you go!

Welcome to RuuuuneScaaaaaape
Welcome to Ruuuuune Scaaaaape
You gotta loooog iiiiiiin
TO RUUUUUUUNSCAAAAAPE

I'm reppin from da streets of Sand Lake
Got all my boys in a hood playin RuneScape
Dey killin all da n00bs with a mithril sword
Dey sit on da computa cause day fuckin bored

Dey gonna hunt you down bitch, and steal your gold
They love this shit, it neva eva gets old
Dey gonna break your shit like a fucking mobster
If you try to fight back, they just eat a lobster

don't try to teleport, don't try to run away
or else we'll message you and calling you fukin gay
you betta know we cruel, you betta know we mean
as long as you don't realize we're just thirt-teen

-chorus x2-

You're up all night just mining ore
It started out fun, now it's a fucking chore
out of the blue, there emerges a goblin
fucking n00b is level 1, he'll leave your ass sobbin'

I'm a kill stealer, armor dealer
demon slayer, magic healer
rune creating, masturbating,
pre-pubesant, girl evading
fat fuck, outta luck,
starting quests and getting stuck,
loner boner, stoner turd
level 90 super nerd

chorus x2

lemme hear you varrock! show me where you at!
lemme hear you lumbridge! show me where you at!
lemme hear you wilderness! show me where you at!
lemme hear you runescape, show me where you at!

show me where you at, show- show me where you at!
show me where you at, show- show me where you at!


Isn't it terrible? Isn't it just... terrible? Let me know what you think. Forgive me if I've scarred you in any way. :)

-Jackson